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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: The Great Country of NEW ZEALAND
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Jan 31st, 2008, 06:00 AM
Another time that i was maggoted was during the 2007 Rugby World Cup and i went over to my friends boyfriends place there was about 10 of us, me being the youngest. NZ was playing Portugal and as we knew it was going to be a walkover we started playing a drink a point, a try being 5 penalty being 2 as well as conversions, only that when portugal scored it was shots of tequila or apple sours, after 14 shots and about 9 Tui i fell asleep. I woke up and ran to the bathroom but didnt make it and i cleaned up the best i could with toilet paper, i then grabbed a pot and went back to sleep with my face in it
Another time (same place) i thought it would be fun to bring a 12 pack of Woodstock (Bourbon and coke in a 440ml can), started playing drinking games and long story short had to skull 3 of these down in quick succession, after i had a bit more i left an embrassing voicemail on a girl that i liked's phone, and then proceeded to go to sleep in my car with people wondering where id went. The next morning the hangover was there but i had to do some filming on a friends media project and i was cupid in a F**KING bedsheet and so i had to take the entire cast and crew there and back (7 of us) The hangover didnt help the embrassment
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