[JediScum]

I'd just like to destroy 7 billion people. I mean, there's other planets to go to.

But knowing my luck, someone would get all up in my grill for doing that too.

Be the hero of literally TENS of emo kids everywhere? Oh, no!

I gotta hitch a ride with an alien species who are very displeased that i destroyed all humans except me... and only because they were attracted to BEARS!!! (y'know, chubby hairy gay guys)