[0dd1]

Name- None of you business!
Age- Again, none of your business! But... I will tell you that I'm legally old enough to work but not legally old enough to run for president.
job- Commander-in-Chief of the Weirdness Parade
where are you at?- Yo I be at some place that be so fly it be sicker than this sentence
how did you find out about this site?-I went into Google and searched "i". No lie.
what's your favorite thing about the site?-The fact that it takes everything and makes it so dang funny even if it's less funny than a dead raccoon.
why did you start posting-Because I wanted to. I DoN'T NEED TO GIVE YOU A STINKIN' REASON!!
Level of Educ.-See: Name and Age
hobbies-Writing songs, playing guitar, using the internet
fav. music/band- They Might Be Giants!!!! and "Weird Al" Yankovic!!!!
fav. book- Tuesdays With Morrie (Mitch Albom) and Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie (David Lubar)
fav. movie- I have two: The Princess Bride and UHF
Fav. Video Game-Pokemon
fav. food-Edible
In high school you were voted most likely to...-
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-Yeah, but I don't have time to tell you.

How's that for an introduction? ;-\