[Dixie]

A friend of mine told me about her experience with anal beads.
Someone bought her some as a joke, and she put them on her nightstand. Her then-boyfriend one day decided to try them out (anal beads are for guys mostly).
Now the way you're SUPPOSED to use them is insert them slowly and at the onset of orgasm pull them out SLOWLY (one by one).
Well her boyfriend inserted them in himself and they got busy. When he was about to splurt he reached down to the beads hanging from his ass and pulled it like a parachute ripcord.
According to my friend, when you pull them out that fast you get a poop parachute. She was scrubbing his doodoo from her ceiling and walls for 3 days.

Lesson:
Use anal beads only as directed!