[Pub Lover]

To GW:
Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag

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Her name is Noel I had a dream about her She rings my bell I got gym class in half an hour Oh how she rocks In Keds and tube socks But she doesn't know who I am And she doesn't give a damn about me Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me Ooohoooooo Her boyfriend's a dick He brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick My ass if he knew the truth He lives on my block He drives an Iroc But he doesn't know who I am And he doesn't give a damn about me... Cause i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Yeah i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby listen to Iron Maiden baby with me Ooohoooooo Oh yeah, dirtbag No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Oh yeah, dirtbag No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Man I feel like mold It's prom night and I am lonely. Low and behold She's walking over to me. This must be fake My lips starts to shake but How does she know who I am? And why does she give a damn about me? -- I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby Come with me Friday - don't say maybe. I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo -- Oh yeah, dirtbag No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Oh yeah, dirtbag No, she doesn't know what she's missing...YYYYEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH

To GW:
Weezer - El Scorcho

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Goddamn you half-Japanese girls Do it to me every time Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello And I'm jello, baby You won't talk, won't look, won't think of me I'm the epitome of Public Enemy Why you wanna go and do me like that? Come down on the street and dance with me I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me I asked you to go to the Green Day concert You said you never heard of them How cool is that? So I went to your room and read your diary: "Watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack through a press table..." And then my heart stopped: "Listening to Cio-Cio San Fall in love all over again." I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me How stupid is it? I can't talk about it I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart How stupid is it? Won't you give me a minute Just come up to me and say hello to my heart How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too And maybe you just don't know what to do Or maybe you're scared to say: "I'm falling for you" I wish I could get my head out of the sand 'Cause I think we'd make a good team And you would keep my fingernails clean But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize 'Cause I can't even look in your eyes Without shakin', and I ain't fakin' I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon. I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me I'm a lot like you. I'm a lot, and I'm waitin. I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me.

To GW:
Dead Milkmen - Life is Shit

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I ran into a friend of mine Said he was gonna take some words and make them rhyme I said "You can fool some of them some of the time, But you can only fool half them all of the time" He said "Yes I do believe this is true, Would you like to come and sniff some glue? And we'll fly to where the skies are blue And look for things both bright and new" And on a pretty Sunday morning A bunch of pretty Baptist girls Linked their pretty hands and they sang Life is shit, life is shit The world is shit, the world is shit This is life as I know it This is life as I know it And in the sky I saw Richard Nixon Smoking a lacey with Mr. Dickson He said "Son there's something I must say, I do believe I've found a better way" And a vision came And I new it was Bob Crane And Bob sang: Life is shit, life is shit The world is shit, the world is shit This is life as I know it This is life as I know it And when my friend and I were done We went to rest upon the sun Cause life takes from us the things we love And it robs us of the special ones And it puts them high where we can't climb And we only miss them all the time And we sing: Life is shit, life is shit The world is shit, the world is shit This is life as I know it This is life as I know it This is life as I know it This is life as I know it This is life as I know

High School.