hmm, let's see...
video game, MMORPG, internet, otaku, fanfic writer.
yes I have lost a day to an MMORPG (Endless Online)
yes I do shower
no I do not dress like anime characters
no I do not write self-inserts
yes I do have a social life outside of the MMORPGs
yes furries are strange BUT
as long as they don't try to convert everyone to being furries then that's okay.
another category, the insane geek (found this on stumbleupon) http://www.forthebenefitofmankind.xm.com/