[Sethomas]

You know what I think would make millions?

A computer program made for expecting parents that takes potential baby names and runs them through a phonological analysis system. In the end, the parents would give a list of all the likely nicknames that could come from having that name, along with a chart of how damaging they would be if used and the likelihood of it being discovered by certain age ranges.

I'd call it "Virtual Playground Simulator".