[Shrubfest]

Yeah, ok, so you don't wanna go to uni. But you were too fucking lazy to get a job in your year out, so just go....
Also: now you have money, go all those places you are told to. It will be fun. The train will not eat you.
Finally: Yes everyone at highschool was a dick, but you'll never see any of them again after it's finished. Don't worry. Most friends after actually like you!