[The Leader]

My friend once told me that he found a hair growing from under his toenail. I told him that I thought that he was a fucking liar. But sometimes at night as I lie awake in bed, the moonlight dancing around my room illuminating childlike hopes, I like to think that there was a lone hair that grew in one of the most unlikely of places... I pray that I never learn the truth lest my dreams be dashed upon the jagged shoreline of reality.