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Name- Evan Maters
Age- 26
job- Wine Salesman
where are you at?- Dekalb, IL
how did you find out about this site?- Fark? I don't know, I can barely remember first stumbling upon this website
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Aside from the weeklies, tales from the longbox. I am a comic book nerd despite how hard I try to avoid it
why did you start posting- Mario Kart
Level of Educ.- B.A. in crap
hobbies- Drinking, video games, comics, and drinking
fav. music/band- as of now Opeth
fav. book- The Dark Tower series by Stephen King fav. movie- In all honesty I can't answer that. I have about 200+ DVDS looking at me right now. If I were to say anything, they would rebel
Fav. Video Game- Tie between Mario Kart and Smash Bros.
fav. food- Pepperoni bacon pizza from Rosti's. Seriously. If you haven't checked them out you owe it to yourself. If there isn't one by you, I am very sorry that you cannot partake.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- continue being a wierdo
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Not that I know of. If I tell you anything else, I may have to deny it when I run for president. Maters/Ziltoid '12