[MattJack]

dolph lundgren works at a mustard plant putting on mustard tops for a little more than minimum wage. One day some bad doods roll up and say that they work for the "bank," and they are here to "collect what's owed to them." In actuality they arent bad doods at all, they jus simply work for the bank. The plant owner just simply owes them some loan money, like not even a lot of money either. He even got a fixed low interest rate due to his high credit score that he got on truecreditreports.com

well dolph has seen enough and he's been around the block a couple of times. His mind races back to when the communists destroyed his YMCA that he use to competitively eat for as a kid and this upsets him. The bad doods leave and dolph goes on a vision quest of sorts. He competitively eats at night while he screws mustard caps on during the day, developing the perfect amount of hand speed and accuracy.

donny is dolph's co-worker and best friend. he's mexican and he secretly competitively eats beans and rice, so much so that he seems to eat them at every meal with practically every dish. dolph finds out about donny's secret and then tells donny about the bad doods that are trying to shut down the plant. they come up with a plan to make money and save the plant.

donny and dolph enter the world of underground eating. Where people eat for keeps, unlike the world of underground bulimics.

a story of bravery, courage, and bad assery ensues, and you realize that it was just as good if not better than Universal Soldier.