[Protoclown]

I've done list pieces like this before (like my list of reasons why the Transformers movie would suck), but you're right, this particular one is pretty atypical for me. I like to do something different and branch out every once in a while though.

I definitely get why people might have expected this to be a Burbank piece just seeing it linked on the front page though. And I won't deny that Max is one of my biggest influences when it comes to comedy writing.