[Schimid]

Here is my script for a movie:

* Recognizable character is introduced
* Character is delighted, excited, menacing or in a position of power.
* Shortly thereafter, character is crushed by something large and/or heavy, is embarassed, is maimed or is killed.
* If character isn't killed, another recognizable character is introduced and the two confront each other physically before engaging in a heated dance battle.
* After the dance battle, they stand triumphantly together and something large and heavy falls on both of them.

It's movie magic.