"THHHHHHHAAAAAAAYTS RIGHT, GW! WE'VE GOT QUITE A PRIZE ON OUR HANDS HERE!
WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A HEARTWARMING TALE OF ART CRITICS, MEDIA MOGULS, PARENTS, AND A GREASY FILM MAKER EXPLOITING A SMALL CHILD! AND IT'LL BE SHIPPED TO THE WINNER! HOLY SHIT! BACK TO YOU, GW!"