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Insane Writer
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: On the border of my Outer Circle of Thought
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Dec 3rd, 2008, 07:48 PM
Aw that sucks.
I have a post-Christmas story. Last year, a few days after Christmas, our tree inexplicably fell over in the middle of the night. It's not like it was unstable or anything. It was standing upright perfectly fine for the week or so (or however long we had it) prior to Christmas. My mom heard the crash in the middle of the night and asked my dad "What was that noise?" My dad, a heavy sleeper, replied "What noise?" In the morning, my mom found out. And the thing didn't just fall over. The base, just above where it was screwed into the stand, broke like it was knocked over in a storm. My mom joked that some animal like a bear snuck into our house at night and tried to climb the tree, knocking it over.
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"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man, "The Babel fish proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
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