[Kitsa]

getting all up in it lol

I dreamed last night that I was sitting at a table with some guy who was giving me either a psychological or an IQ test, I'm not sure which. Whatever it was, it consisted of showing me a series of things that were supposed to blow my mind. Instead, I'd answer and say "I don't mean to be rude, but..." and proceed to be extremely rude telling him how he'd offended me.

Like one of the things was a photocopied Star of David (like people wore on their coats) with old nazi-handwriting swirls in it. When he turned it upside down, it said Juif (French for "Jew"). I was supposed to go "oh, wowwww" and marvel at it,
but instead I told him I didn't mean to be rude and then gave him hell.

Another part of the dream had to do with a big display that was taken care of by the choir teacher from my high school. It housed some sort of fraud called a "man-scorpion hybrid", although it just looked like a regular scorpion to me, and featured a machine that broke down the soil in the scorpion's box to prove it was fake.

In yet another part of the dream, I was climbing out my grandparents' bathroom window when my grandfather walked in and jokingly asked if I was ever going to give him his credit card back. I was embarrassed that I hadn't already and got down to dig through my strangely manly wallet. When I took it out to give it to him, I noticed that instead of a name in the usual space, the little silver letters said ANAL FISSURE.