[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma

I had a dream where this random lady was pregnant and insisted that she was my mother. She needed me to drive her to the hospital because her water broke.

I drove her, but she told me to pull over. She then got on all fours and stuck her ass in the air, shitting out an egg; a little bigger than my head. The egg broke open a few seconds later, at which point a chocobo came out. It proceeded to roll around in the yolk of the egg, making all sorts of bird sounds as it covered itself in the goopy stuff.

I was shouting "WHAT THE FUCK?" the entire time, but the lady told me to calm down, insisting that it was a normal side effect of being pregnant, and that it happens all the time.

If someone wants to go ahead and analyze that, be my guest.

You should watch eraserhead.