My cat's name is merlin. I don't really know why I named him that. He's gray with a white chest though, so he looks like one of those elitist cats who eats the expensive cat food that comes in tins
So call yours Arthur or Lancelot or something. Fritz is also good.
I also had a kitten a while ago named Zod but he had to go to some lady's farm (seriously) with his brothers and mom
In conclusion: Cats are good pets.