[FS]

I sure hope I never need Haiku's legal aid.



Lawyer 1: So, Mr. "FS", you can't give us an accurate account of where you were the day Rob Schneider was murdered?
FS: I... uh... I...
Lawyer 1: NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, your honor. Your witness.
Haiku: Your honor, the defense is bored by this trial.
Judge: Aren't you going to at least try and make a defense?
Haiku: I'm just curious...do you like to have the same conversation over and over again or is that just part of the gimmick of this court? In all honesty, your honor.