[LordSappington]

My dreams are becoming increasingly retarded.
In my last one, my friend 'Hal' went nuts, shot and killed my friend 'Greg', and wounded me badly, then kidnapped 'Shirlena' and took her off someplace. When I woke up in the hospital, the police were yelling at me 'YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM', and I was trying to argue 'What the fuck?! YOU'RE the police!'
I don't remember some between this, but I somehow found him, beat him down and shot him, and 'Shirlena' gave me some coupons.