[Zhukov]

Well, they are very, very long, but what with my regime of taking breaks and skipping boring bits I am usually somewhat alert by the end. His monologues seem pretty interesting to me, they make no sense but sound like if you were concentrating hard enough, they would.

From memory:

"...like a snail crawling along a razorblade... that's my dream... that's my nightmare..."

hahaha.