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Old Sep 2nd, 2009, 08:52 AM       
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Originally Posted by LordSappington View Post
I didn't make it; I got it on /x/ ages ago, and I used to just be kinda creeped out by it. Then, I showed it to my friend, and all of a sudden, BAM alien hallucinations!
Sorry, that sucks.

I had such a ridiculous dream last night! I dreamt that there was some news column going around about "smart African Americans". From what I can remember, it was like Bush was still president and he did some screw-up that the article claimed made people start to try to make money by "finding smart African American children and adopting them out to make money", somehow because the idea of having such a child was becomming more popular. The picture that went with the story was of a little white child and a little black child sitting in an airplane with the black child reading a book (it was one of those old fashioned pictures too, not quite a caricature but not an actual photograph). Of course the kicker was that, in my dream, the article was just a joke written by a satiral source not unlike the Onion. But it had snowballed out so that there were now people who thought it really was real and were furious over it.

Oh, and I remember a part of a dream where I was running from my house, being chased by the minions of the Queen of Hearts, who wanted me beheaded for whatever reason. As I ran from my house, I heard her scream to them "Don't come back until you have her blood!" I escaped when I realized that I was watching myself run from the third person (and not first person viewpoint), and thus knew I was dreaming and woke up.
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