i tend to only update my facebook with actual shit, and only with pictures. unlike 90% of the faggots on my friends list who are like
11:20 AM UPDATE
blah, bored
11:35 AM UPDATE
maybe i will order a pizza
11:45 AM UPDATE
i decided not to order a pizza, i have ordered chinese food instead
12:00 PM UPDATE
chinese food isn't here yet, getting hungry
12:15 PM UPDATE
STILL NOT HERE
12:21 PM UPDATE
FINALLY, i only gave the guy two bucks

dammit i was hungry, lol
12:23 PM UPDATE
eating
1:20 PM UPDATE
feeling tired now
^
I have one friend who literally does shit like this and has it crosspost to twitter and facebook. Thank the lord, facebook has defenses against this sort of cuntery and any time he goes on a rampage it just shows one post with "VIEW 9999 SIMILAR POSTS" above it.