[LordSappington]

So, in my DELTA class, my teacher has a habit of making me elaborate on an essay on more and more topics; when I wrote my essay on the war in Afghanistan, she wanted to know more SPECIFICALLY about the Taliban, and write another paper on them. Then, she wanted me to write an essay on how I, personally, would end the war. So, after ten minutes of me arguing that 'how the hell should I know how to end a war?!', I wrote a bullshit essay in five or ten minutes about how we should just make all of Afghanistan a huge paperweight by nuking every square inch. I tried to make it as right-winged extremist as I could. Can't wait to see her reaction when she gives it back.