[Microshock]

Unwritten rule? There's no such fucking thing on I-mockery.

The rule was that you can't buy 99c stuff this year. So how come I got a box full of shit scattered around Captain's house including used caps from thrift shops and 2 for 1 dollar DVD's? I am pretty sure he BROKE the rule.

Last year, everyone fucking PRAISEEED protoclown for bashing my gifts and even fucking bowed down to him.

Unwritten rule my ass.