I HATE ONIONS
EXCEPT WHEN THEY ARE RINGED AND DEEP FRIED
SAM'S GRILLED CHEESE NIGHTMARE
TAKE SOME FUCKING CHEESE
TAKE SOME FUCKING BREAD
TAKE SOME FUCKING BUTTER
PUT THE BUTTER ON THE BREAD YOU DUMBMOTHERFUCK
PILE THESE THINGS INTO SANDWICH FORM
COOK IT BUT DON'T LET IT BURN LIKE MY LAZY COW OF A WIFE
DRINK A CASE OF BEER AND THEN EAT THE SANDWICH IT WILL TASTE AMAZING
SLICE A PICKLE UP AND EAT IT TOO THAT SHIT WILL TASTE GREAT