I don't know if you read this but, since you posted the topic (and speaking of relics, it took me a hundred years to find this one again):
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...627&highlight=
I thought perhaps you would read this and that it might bring a smile to your face?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...-2003Jun8.html
