[Zhukov]

There was only two fat kids in my school. One was short and fat; almost wider than he was tall, and the other was seriously obese. The short one didn't get any crap because his mother and father gave him pornography to share.

After school finished a lot of people I knew went on to get fat though. Girls that used to be so aloof because they knew they were HOT SHIT are now NOT ALL THAT because they are fat and stupid.