[Guitar Woman]

Danzig really cememted my realization that metal was retarded, mostly by refusing to sing about anything other than Satan and his super best pals. Not that Danzig's solo work generally sucking shit had something to do with it!

Come to think of it, I stopped liking metal at the same time I realized Pink Floyd sucked a prolapsed anus, this cannot be anything but the rapid onset of maturity trying to purge myself of faggotry as I become a manly man

Deep Purple's still neat, though. There must be a scientific explanation for how they've got a keyboard in nearly every song but avoid being gay.