Finished season 5 of Dexter. I thought this season started off alright, at least it side-stepped most of what I hated about the last two seasons, but the show still suffers from a fundamental flaw, it's writers are fucking pussies and they're horrible teases too. Nothing of consequence ever happens no matter what the episode preview says and the show, no matter what toothless plot twist they have to use, always returns to the status quo.
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Debra almost catches Dexter red-handed but instead of giving us something significant to chew on for once she delivers a pretty little speech. I'm sick of this show dicking me around like this. Lumen didn't have to leave but status quo demanded it. It's like a bad comic book resetting itself over and over. |
I predict next season Debra finds out about Dexter's work, is upset but then get over it and everything turns out okay. Fuck season 6 I'm done watching this garbage.