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Old May 19th, 2011, 01:30 AM       
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I think that the worst one for me was the E coli, because of the mental image of a green pepper caked with liquid cow-shit or some other type of shit-based fertilizer, unwashed and then cut into pieces by some idiot pizza shop employee and served up to me on a pizza

That one was one of those where you just have to sit on the toilet holding a trashcan because there's no way you can control both ends at once.
The very worst for me was when I ate way too much dried tropical fruit, got food poisoning, and THEN got some sort of flu. It was like acid all inside my guts, and I was terrified that it would shoot out every time I sneezed.
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