[Orange Juice Bruce]

So, I gots to scrollin', scrollin', scrollin' down the rafts when I saw that since my absence, there has been a plethra of newbies who think it's funny to make fun of people like Jersey Boy! Ha! That guy sucked my nut sack. Well, anyways.. Karen, George, Rog, Jason, Josh, Eric....wassup? I've only heard about the new I-Mockery Villain: VinceZeb. I've come to put a stop to his reign of terror...because it's reigning men. And what a man I hear he is. Mwahahahaha....he....hehe....*cough.

Anyways, good to be home!