[evil_helllizard]

considering you looked here, you must have read the title. oh well, I'll tell you something useful

Clowns are bad people. They juggle corpses and impale the heads of innocent children upon pikes. They call this ritual "pike de le little person faceo", which just so happens to be latin for "Can somebody pass the salt to Walter please?" So when these clowns screech out "pike de le little person faceo!" like they do every night and twice every blue moon and thrice every full moon, a bunch of latin people throw salt on them. Clowns are all named Walter, and all are allergic to salt, which causes them to melt and die. Clowns no longer practice the "pike de le little person faceo" in public anymore. they usually congregate in small warehouses, underground, or at your local Denny's resturaunt. Clowns use there vicious fangs to devour the remains of those who are honored by being the victim of the pike de le little person Faceo. While the clowns preform this, they always have the tune "Baby Elephant walk" over and over with the volume at full blast!

Clowns also poison cotton candy and popcorn. They do this for their own amusement. Clowns eat moths for brunch every other day.

now go write a summary about clowns and get an "F"