[Kitsa]

I dreamed I was either staying or working at a wilderness-themed Canadian resort. The only inhabitants, though, were me and Johnny Depp, and he never left his shower stall, so I pretty much had the place to myself.

So most of the dream was just me having the run of the place, and then I walked out into the big lobby area and here comes some huge family and they're all grinning and shaking my hand and expecting some big, nice Canadian vacation, and I realize that there is absolutely nothing left in the way of food or whatever to give them.

So the last part of the dream is me running frantically from store to store in a strip mall, looking for some sort of little debbie snack cake (I don't think it really exists, but it should) that was shaped like a maple leaf, was white cake filled with a maple cream filling, and covered in maple icing. That, and coffee and stuff, and I realized when I was about to make my purchase that I had left my money at the resort.

No fear, though, because there were large wads of bills on the floor and kids were grabbing them. I thought my problems were solved, then I looked closer at the bills and saw that they were weird denominations ($17, $24) and had ethnic slurs about Turkish people in fine print, so they probably were not real.

Real exciting dream.