Just got back from Don't Be Afraid of the Dark. (as you know) I'm a HUGE fan of del toro, and the original movie was freaky as hell when i was a kid.
It's literally just a nice, simple remake with a budget and run through guillermo-ville. People are bitching about it, blah blah blah high expectations, the monsters are goofy, critics are nitpicky fags and no horror movie on earth is actually scary for grown-ass adults. With that out of the way, it was fun as hell and I didn't regret paying for a movie ticket. my only complaint is
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THE TOOTH FAIRY BULLSHIT DIDN'T WORK IN HELLBOY II, WHY WOULD YOU TRY IT IN AN ACTUAL HORROR FLICK? THEY WANT HER SOUL, ALL THAT TOOTH CRAP WAS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR THE OPENING TEETH-SMASHING SCENE AND IT'S JUST SILLY |