[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

Didn't Bam Margera do something with a kite and anal beads?

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I'd heard a story about someone who tried to extend his "sexytime" by using anal beads during intercourse. Apparently, though he stopped reading where it said you needed to pull them out s..l..o..w..l..y for it to have the desired effect. Instead, he yanked the crank at the moment of rapture, and sprayed the exterior of his body, and that of his partner with something other than "love juice".