[Aaarg]

haha, nice. whatever keeps you busy, i guess.

once when i was working in the cave i was in "training" for giving the wild cave tours so i was tagging along with another employee and a group. the group was from some church or something and they asked the guy if they could stop and pray or something - i don't fucking know, hold hands in a circle and talk to jesus. anyway, i think the guy in the group got mad because while they did that i just wandered off on my own because i'm in a goddamn cave and that's awesome and fuck you.

my girlfriend teaches high school and several kids complain that they can't do homework on wednesdays because they have to go to church. she was bitching about this to another science teacher that she assumed was an atheist and he said "that's no excuse. i still have time on wednesday before church to get work done!"