[Kitsa]

I like the Nathan Explosion makeup.

If we still had pickles, I would have given Kahl a pickle for "insane clown pussy".

My kid won first prize at our city's costume contest this morning for her chicken pox costume. It was a chicken suit with red spots all over it, and her trick or treat bucket was a jumbo bottle of calamine lotion. Most of the under-20s just thought she was a chicken, but the older people (the judges) got it.

Last night at the mall trick-or-treating event, some kid punched the cookie store's giant cookie mascot in the kidney and ran.