Oaf? What is this, the 1940s? You want to mix in a 'lummox' while you are at it? How about a 'buffoon'? Your insults belong in a cartoon where a misshapen longshoreman fights a different mishapen longshoreman over the rights to date a skinny unattractive frump of a woman.
Oaf
Your lack of creativity is at best laughable, but it is also a pathetic tell that the best cover up you could create for how glaringly obvious it is you know nothing of women and relationships is 'oaf'. Way to be, chump