[Esuohlim]

I did this one a while ago and put it on my site.

ENetuohnav: Congratulations!
PLAYBOY48135721: whut
ENetuohnav: You have been chosen for tonight's round of the Super Fantastic Late Night Game Show Extravagana!
PLAYBOY48135721: ok
ENetuohnav: Are you excited?!
PLAYBOY48135721: yea
ENetuohnav: Are you completely shocked at this once-in-a-life-time chance?!
PLAYBOY48135721: yea
ENetuohnav: ARE YOU REALLY?!
PLAYBOY48135721: yea
ENetuohnav:AWESOME! Let's get started! You know the rules, right?
PLAYBOY48135721: no
ENetuohnav: Well, it's rather simple. I ask 27 questions and you answer them. Answer 23 out of all 27 and you win fabulous prizes! Answer between 17 and 23 and you get not-so-fabulous prizes! Answer less than 17 correct and you give us your address, where we'll proceed to knock on your door and horribly pummel you to death! Got it?
PLAYBOY48135721: whuts pummle mean
ENetuohnav: I'm terribly sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer was "chicken". Don't worry, there's still 26 questions left!
PLAYBOY48135721: whut the fuck
ENetuohnav: Tsk tsk! Just for that, we are whittling the questions down to 24. I'm absolutely sorry, but we need to tone down the profanity a little.
PLAYBOY48135721: sry
ENetuohnav: Great! Question #2: Spell "extravaganza".
PLAYBOY48135721: extravanza
ENetuohnav: I'm sorry, that's incorrect as well! You needed a "ga" before the "n". Tough luck.
PLAYBOY48135721: i mean extravgnaza
PLAYBOY48135721: damnit
ENetuohnav: Whoops! Oh dear, the questions go down to 21. It appears that you won't be getting the fabulous prizes after all, which included a brand new DVD Player, a Microsoft Xbox, and 600 dollars in cash!
PLAYBOY48135721: i alredy have a xboz
ENetuohnav: Question #3: How many rods to the hogshead?
PLAYBOY48135721: pass
ENetuohnav: THERE IS NO PASSING!!
PLAYBOY48135721: sry
PLAYBOY48135721: i thnk 15
ENetuohnav: Nope. Sorry. Question #4: What does the Caps Lock key do on a keyboard?
PLAYBOY48135721: makes letters captal
ENetuohnav: I'm sorry, what was that?
PLAYBOY48135721: makes the ltters capital
ENetuohnav: Speak up, please.
PLAYBOY48135721: IT MAKES THE FUCKING LETTRS CAPITAL
ENetuohnav: Although the ironic use of the Caps Lock key in order to answer that particular question was too funny, I must bring the question amount down 3 once again for the use of profanity, and since you've answered less than the 17 required, I'm going to need your address.
PLAYBOY48135721: you know what fuck it
PLAYBOY48135721: this is bullshit man
PLAYBOY48135721: i bet thsi game shwo isnt even oficial
ENetuohnav: Address, please?
PLAYBOY48135721: fuck you man
PLAYBOY48135721: fcuk you to hell man
PLAYBOY48135721: im blocking you
PLAYBOY48135721: go away and leave me alone
ENetuohnav: FINE, FUCK YOU TOO, SIR!