[GAsux]

Everyone in the military will die. They are also all homosexuals. And they get yelled at constantly and told what to do all day long. They are also not very educated, and were no doubt duped by their recruiter into joining because no one actually WANTS to be in the military. They just get tricked into it by clever recruiters and government agents who use manipulative tricks like financial incentives to lure them into certain death.

It's completely true. Ask anyone who's never been in the military. They'll tell you.