[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by AChimp

Shit. Hippos only have a CHA of 6. That's a -3 penalty.

[geek speak]That's true, but considering that they have a STR of 22, and a reasonable DEX as well, rape would be farily easy.

If you want my advice, Polymorph Self into a handsome guy with a 12 inch long penis.[/geek speak]