[Biff Kilowatt]

But it just isn't the same. There isn't an engaging conversation at any of those shallow places. Observe:

Petco:
Cashier: That'll be 5.28, sir.
Biff: Your mom was easy and loose, just like your dad.
Cashier: How dare you! If I didn't have a hamster up my ass right now, I'd kick your ass!

Drug Store:
Cashier: That'll be 3.82, sir. Need anything else?
Biff: Peyote. Lots of peyote.
Cashier: We don't sell that here.
Biff: Look, don't jerk me around.

Hot Topic:
Ansty Goth Cashier: I have 5 of these collars and six boxes of these blades.
Biff: Worth it?
Angsty Goth Cashier: Nothing is. I hate my father!
Biff: It's not his fault you suck and nobody likes you. That's probably why he never hugs you.
Angsty Goth Cashier: Yeah, life sucks.
Biff: No, not life, just you.
Angsty Goth Cashier: No, I'm a vamypre unicorn trapped in a human's body, that's what the problem is!


It's like tripping out all the time!