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Originally Posted by Protoclown
I DON'T KNOW JIXBY, I TOO HAVE PONDERED THIS QUESTION NAKED UP ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP UNDER THE COLD WATER FALL AND WEPT MANY A BITTER TEAR OF SORROW 
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You guys think he's kidding about that.
He dragged me along, telling me we were really going on "Journey to discover our inner Ki, uniting with the forces of nature to master the elements, revealing ourselves as masters and unleashing terrible, fiery death upon our enemies".
Turned out our "enemies" was whoever happened to stand behind Protoclown after he'd eaten at Taco Bell.
I'd weep, but the vision of him naked in that waterfall forced me to scratch out my eyes
