[mburbank]

"Another selfish bastard in an SUV"
"Find WMD, win Valuable Prizes!"
"I've got your honor students head in my trunk"
"If Moon were cookie, it wouldn't be fine."
"Jesus Dislikes Pat Robertson"
"My Gay Bishop can beat up your Honor Student"
"I'd vote for a Hydrocephalic Baboon in an Iron lung before I'd vote for Bush."
"I blame you"
"If you can read this, It's in a language you're familliar with"
"No child left behind except that one."
"Oh, what the fuck. Drill in Alaska. We're all going to die anyway."
"Seriously, officer, I think the Patriot Act is Great Legislation."
"Screw me, Screw my Dog."
"If you lived here you'd be bouncing all over the highway."
"Honk if you Date Jesus."
"Al Roker Made me Naughty"
"Sit on it, Potsy."