Because her husband's going to lock her away in the basement, and periodically beat her or have sex with her, or both.
Congrats and stuff.
Anyway, good to see you, Cecropia. We miss you (all these other girls are UGLY
), and you should come around on a semi-regular basis.
PS - You missed my birthday.
PPS - I must use an emoticon in every paragraph. We love Cecropia!
