[placebo009]

ok this is going to appear to be a really stupid question but at least hear me out. i just bought this new 52" flat screen HDTV. brand-spankin' new, never been out of the box. but the damn thing won't turn on!

now, to avoid all obvious suggestions, i have, indeed, made sure it was plugged in; made sure the outlet works; and while using the remote, made sure of the freshness of the batteries. SO WHY THE FUCK WON'T IT TURN ON???

someone help me...please!