[The_Rorschach]

Bubba, you have totally convinced me. As we speak I am printing out copies of your thesis and wrapping them around rocks which I will gleefully fire into Afghanistan with a potato launcher in the hopes of calming their religous fanaticism. Your words should be parrotted to the ends of the earth and will no doubt bring about a new age of atheistic tranquility.

Humanity owes you a great debt.