[noob3]

1. Naked Raygun What the fuck? Are these Naked Raygun fan kids everywhere? Pssh, fucking hipsters. We all know they are just buying thier pants from the thrift stores. I can get those pants NEW from target!
2. 5ive They stole thier name from the cool boy band, fags. Guitar/Drums? Ooo, WHITE STRIPES ALREADY DID THAT!
3. Dillinger Escape Plan pfft, they need to quit ripping off Metallica riffs.
4. Dream Theatre Who do these fags think they are? I'm tired of 3-chord punk bullshit on the radio. Yeah, I can shop at hot topic, look at me!
5. Bjork Who does this bitch think she is? Avril Lavigne?