Oh great fucking excuse Wiffles.
Yesterday I had the misfortune of purchasing a bag of Wiffles brand candy. Not only did I find a HUMAN testicle, I found a human nail in it. I checked out the DNA on the nail and it turned out to be the nail of an 8 year old mexican boy who had gone missing about a month ago. I went to the Wiffles factory to find that all of the people working there where little mexican children being whipped and shackled by gigantic fucking hamsters.
What excuse do you have now, Wiffles?
The jig is up
